Sewer sludge

Picture it, Ponderosa 1987, I’m a fat kid gorging on everything because grams n gramps are footing the bill.

It’s clearly dessert time and I’m working on my second bowl of sludge. That’s what my grandpa used to called it. I’d load that bowl up with every fuckin thing. Let it sit for a few n it could resemble something from r/poopfromabutt

Anyways, this is supposed to be a diabetic friendly variation on the sludge, so let’s get on with it!

I was going for some kind of crumble/cobbler kinda vibe. It came out…ok.

Crumble

• About 2 cups almond flour
• About 2 cup of rolled oats
• About 1 cup swerve confectioners sugar (it’s all I had)
• Big dash of salt
• Big dash of cinnamon
• 1 cup melted butter

For the filling just use whatever fruit you like, I used frozen (thawed) blueberries