Thankful for these bags I guess 🤷🏻‍♂️

Happy Thanksgiving ‘murica – what a day to celebrate 😬

A few weeks ago I bought some calls on the vix volatility index

At some point prior to the election I probably should’ve cashed out, but you know, diamond hands n shit.

Pre election gains
Definitely better than a sharp stick in the eye!

As soon as the election results were in, it tanked. That’s ok though! Gambling on humans has been taking place in one way, shape or form for millennia. I have no fear, especially in today’s society and with the current global issues at hand, it’ll be green again real soon! I could always roll it out 🤷🏻‍♂️

Happy Thanksgiving!